Archive for April, 2007

Does God really kill a kitten every time you masturbate?

The Good Reverend did the maths:

By now I’m sure you’re familiar with the age-old adage, “Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.” When my doctor said this to me the other day, it made me think: can the statement really be true? Although the idiom implies a causal link, let’s take it at face value and assume that it is merely observing a correlation between the kitten mortality rate and the masturbation rate. Does such a correlation exist?

Approximately 70,000 dogs and cats are born in the U.S. each day, or 25,567,500 each year. Of these, roughly 54%, or 13,806,450, are cats. Since 34.5% of cats don’t live to see their first birthday, we can assume that about 4,763,225 kittens die each year in the United States alone. We’ll take for granted that God in His divine Wisdom purposely smote each of these kittens.

Read the rest of his findings. And have a look at the comments on reddit as well, very funny.


Well Told Tales – pulp fiction podcast

Well Told Tales publish a new podcast each Monday with a new short story (15-35 mins) read by actors. The stories are either sci-fi, horror or hardboiled/noir and there’s currently 4 episodes for download. The 5th episode should be available later today. I’m just after listening to Tequila, which I really enjoyed. I’ll definitely give the rest of the stories a listen too.

And if you write that kind of stories then there’s a chance that you should read the following:

Well Told Tales accepts short story submissions in all genres from 2,000 to 5,000 words (give or take.)

We tend to prefer edgy genre fiction — sci-fi, horror and noir — but we’ll take a look at everything.

The main thing we look for is quality: does your story transport us into another world. The second thing we look for are original, “high-concept” ideas that have the power to capture our audience’s imagination. If your story meets the first two criteria and has a fun, pulp-fiction feel, then it’s probably just what we’re after.

We currently pay US$20 per story. We hope to bump that up soon, but we’ve got to start somewhere — we are a start-up after all.

If we purchase your story, a podcast is just the start – we’ll work with you to develop your concept into a feature film, TV show, graphic novel and/or other derivative work(s).

(via BoingBoing)


Stagger Lee debut single Bad Shoes released today

Stagger Lee - Bad ShoesIn my previous post I mentioned Stagger Lee’s single release party tomorrow night, here is some more info about it.

‘Bad Shoes’ is released today and available in Tower Records. There’s also gonna be an instore gig at 2pm this afternoon. The launch party is tomorrow night in Crawdaddy, Dublin, together with The Bonevilles from Lurgan and the burlesque ladies from The Tease Mafia from Louth.

Live acoustic video of the new single performed on balconytv.com:

STAGGER LEE – ParadiseEarth1
05:14

The Bonevilles playing Sandinos on 20th April

The BonevillesThe Bonevilles , purveyors of fine punk blues from Lurgan, Northern Ireland are coming to Sandinos in Derry on 20th April. The band (formerly known as The Motorsounds) are Andy McGibbon Jr on vocals/guitar and Kevy Neeson on drums. Andy also owns Northern Ireland’s finest R’n'R label Motorsounds Records, check out the kick-ass Blood on the Scratchplate ‘65 compilation.

Check them out on their MySpace profile and on last.fm.

And if you’re in Dublin tomorrow night then you can catch them at Stagger Lee’s single release party @ Crawdaddy’s, which should be a great night.


Ubuntu 7.10 codenamed Gutsy Gibbon

Less than a week to go to the release of the latest Ubuntu version (19th April) and yesterday Mark Shuttleworth announced the first details of Feisty’s successor on the ubuntu-devel-announce mailing list:

Folks, allow me to introduce the Gutsy Gibbon, who will be succeeding the Feisty Fawn as the focus of our development love in a few short weeks, for release in October 2007.

The Gibbon won the G-race to be our engineering mascot for this next release, but it was a close run. We very much wanted to honour the tremendous contributions of the GNU project to Free Software by awarding the role to the Glossy Gnu. This prompted an intense internal debate about trademarks, at which both the Fiery Fox and the Icy Weasel were heard. In the end, however, the judge, jury and elocutionary (that would be me) took a liking to the Gibbon’s extraordinary reach, and the Gibbon won outright.

And there will be a ‘companion’ for the Gibbon available:

The Glossy Gnu will nonetheless play a role in this next release, because Ubuntu 7.10 will feature a new flavour – as yet unnamed – which takes an ultra-orthodox view of licensing: no firmware, drivers,imagery, sounds, applications, or other content which do not include full source materials and come with full rights of modification, remixing and redistribution. There should be no more conservative home, for those who demand a super-strict interpretation of the “free” in free software. This work will be done in collaboration with the folks behind Gnewsense.

Read the full announcement here.


Samsung 4GB USB flash drive @ £17.99

Samsung USB flash driveI love 7dayshop.com. They always have got great offers on batteries, flash memory, recordable CDs/DVDs, etc… And currently they have a Samsung 4GB USB flash drive on offer for £17.99. There’s also a 2GB version for £10.99 available.

I was going to order new batteries for my camera from them next week, looks like there’s gonna be at least one more item on my shopping list now.


Organise your music collection with EasyTAG

Once your digital music collection starts to grow in size it’s a good idea to keep it organised. By that I mean that you tag your music files properly and organise them in a meaningful folder structure. A lot of people I know just rip their CDs, or download tracks, and then simply dump all the files into one big ‘music’ folder. This will make it a nightmare to find anything, especially if tags are missing. Luckily there’s great software available that will make your life easier.

My favourite music player is Amarok. Amarok has got a good tag editor built-in to help you get your collection up to scratch. But I prefer to use EasyTAG, especially for batch editing (it’s available for Windows as well). It doesn’t look very impressive but it’s very configurable. You can fill tags based on folder/file names, look up tags online, create any kind of folder structure you want based on file tags, and it supports all common music file formats.

Before you start decide on a folder/file structure. You can organise your music by genre, artist, artist – album, etc… My preferred method is to organise them as follows: artist/album/track# – title.mp3. Or more visually:

artist name
|
+ album name 1
| |
| + 01 - title 1.mp3
|   02 - title 2.mp3
|   03 - title 3.mp3
+ album name 2
| |
| + 01 - title 1.mp3
|   02 - title 2.mp3
.
.
.

For a chronological order you can also include the release year at the beginnig of the album folder name. I don’t bother with this as I let Amarok take charge of any other organising.

Using EasyTAG is rather straight-forward. The window is divided into 3 panes:

  • the folder browser on the left
  • the file list in the middle
  • the tag editor on the right

To get started select the folder containing the files you want to tag in the left pane. EasyTAG scans it, lists any music files inside it, and selects the first track ready for editing.

Manually fill tags

To edit a single track just type the information into the tag fields. To move on to the next/previous track you can click on it in the file list, but I find it faster to use the PageUp/PageDown keys. You don’t need to save the changes until you finish editing all the files.

To batch edit select all the tracks using CTRL+A. Or use CTRL+click/SHIFT+click to select just some of the tracks. Update the tags and click the little square button at the end of each tag field. If you don’t do this it will only update the last file in your selection!

You can also add album art to your files. You can find most album art on Amazon, or use Google Images. The album art has to be PNG or JPG, so convert it if you can only find a GIF. You might also want to reduce the image size. Save the changes.

Fill tags based on folder/file names

I often convert flac to mp3, and the tags don’t carry over during the conversion. This is where EasyTAG can save you a lot of tedious work and time – as long as your files are properly named. Let’s say you have the following folder/file structure after converting Les Sexareenos’ 14 Frenzied Shakers from flac to mp3:

Les Sexareenos/14 Frenzied Shakers/01 - Ruby D..mp3
Les Sexareenos/14 Frenzied Shakers/02 - We Gonna Ball.mp3
Les Sexareenos/14 Frenzied Shakers/03 - Don't You Know Kokomo.mp3
...

Open the folder in EasyTAG, select all the files (CTRL+A) and open Scanner > Fill Tag(s). Enter the mask based on your folder/file names. For this example you would use

%a/%b/%n - %t

(%a = artist, %b = album, %n = track#, %t = track)

Make sure the scanner window displays the correct tag information below the mask. If you have problems identifying the correct placeholders for the mask then click the Legend button. Click the (green) Scan button and the tags are filled for the selected files. Close the Scanner window and save the changes.

Rename files and folders

Once your files are tagged the way you want them it’s time to rename them. This is very similar to what we did in the previous step. Select all your files and open Scanner > Rename File(s) and Directory. Create your folder/file mask the way you want to rename the tracks and click the Scan button. Close the Scanner window and save to rename.

You can use this as well to automatically move your files into your music folder. For example, I store my music collection in /media/sda1/audio. To get EasyTAG to move the files there whilst renaming them I use the following mask:

/media/sda1/audio/%a/%b/%n - %t

Other useful renaming masks

Album with more than one disk (uses the disk# tag): %a/%b/%d%n - %t

Various artists compilation: Various/%b/%n - %a - %t

And have a look around EasyTAG’s Preferences window as well. There are many useful options like automatically changing the case of filenames and extensions, or converting spaces to underscores.


iTMS: Why use DRM on lower bitrate tracks only?

After the Apple/EMI announcement last week that iTMS will start selling EMI’s catalogue DRM-free, but only the higher quality tracks, I was left wondering about the (lack of) logic of selling lower bitrate tracks with DRM, and the higher bitrate ones without. It couldn’t possibly be to deter ‘pirates’ from sharing the files.

A couple of days ago John Naughton wrote an interesting article in The Guardian:

That said, there are some puzzling things about the new dispensation. From May, iTunes customers will be able to buy EMI content in two versions. One is the old DRM-crippled stuff, recorded at 128 kilobits per second and priced at 79p per track. The premium version is free of DRM restrictions, recorded at 256kbps (giving higher audio quality) and costs 99p per track. Customers who bought the old, crippled, versions will apparently be able to upgrade for just the difference in price.

The puzzling thing about this is the way improved quality and freedom from DRM are being bundled together. As Ed Felten, a Princeton expert on DRM, observed this week, if EMI and Apple wanted to find out how much customers valued DRM-free music, then the obvious step would be to give them just that option and see how it went. Ditto for higher audio quality. Under the new EMI scheme, the two are confused and consumer reaction will be difficult to interpret.

There are two possible explanations for the bundling decision. One is the straightforward marketing rationale that bundling makes the proposition even more attractive to consumers: two enticing enhancements for the price of one! The other explanation is more, er, Machiavellian. As Felten puts it: Apple has taken heat from European authorities for using DRM to lock customers in to the iTunes/iPod product line; the Euro authorities would like Apple to open its system. If DRM-free tracks cost thirty cents extra [as they will in the US], Apple would in effect be selling freedom from lock-in for thirty cents a song not something Apple wants to do while trying to convince the authorities that lock-in isn’t a real problem. By bundling the lock-in freedom with something else (higher fidelity) Apple might obscure the fact that it is charging a premium for lock-in-free music.

I hadn’t even really considered that it might be Apple who chose to do this, but reading the above it would make sense.


More Brad Prowley

Here’s a follow-up to my earlier post about homeless Brad Prowley performing at the Apollo. First a short film where he talks about his life, and then a video of him performing Barry White’s ‘You’ll never find’ out on the street.

Kareoke Man – greenback001
04:10
SUPER BAD BRAD – YOU’LL NEVER FIND – sh8kspear
09:37

Homeless guy singing Marvin Gaye’s ‘Let’s get it on’ at the Apollo

Real life homeless man, Brad Prowley, who makes a living singing classic R&B songs on the streets of major cities not just to get by, but out of a true, life-long passion for music, gets his fifteen minutes on the Apollo stage.

Pretty good.

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