I’ve come across some weird shit on people’s computers when doing maintenance and repair jobs, but horse rape porn?!
Awkward much?
Why she insisted I be in there, I’m not sure. I guess she wanted me for moral support and to give justification to her actions if it came to that. After all I was the one who set this whole thing up, and even though I was getting paid I sort of felt obligated to help out.
I checked the log of websites he had visited. WWW.BANGBUS.COM struck my eye. I shuddered. She turned and glared at him.
“What’s this Matthew? Bang Bus Dot Com huh? You went to this website?”
“Mom, fuck, why do we have to do this?”
“Tell my son why this stuff corrupts his mind and degrades women.”Then I thought of all the horrible, disgusting, mindfucking, degrading, scummy porn I had ever watched in my life, and karma laughed at me long and hard. I ended up giving a half-assed answer and made up some statistic about porn and kids who kill people or something. It was good enough I guess.
I deleted limewire at her command, which cant really be effectively blocked by a content filter on a mac. Then I saw it- the limewire shared folder. Oh, what horrors would lie within? I stealthfully trashed it, but I was caught. I played dumb and opened it up for her to see. Matthew, I saw, was cringing.
Read the full story. High cringe factor and hilarious.
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