Dwarf, dwarf’s penis, vacuum cleaner attachment – “What could possibly go wrong?”, I hear you ask. Well, if you add superglue into the mix then it can turn into a bit of an embarrassment:
The attachment broke before the performance and Mr Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.
He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and … hospitalisation.
“It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me,” Mr Blackner said.
“I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived.”
Daniel Blackner, aka Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf, is a member of the Circus of Horrors. You can catch them in the Millenium Forum here in Derry on the 7th and 8th September as part of the Big Tickle Comedy Festival.
Can’t wait to see what could possibly go wrong with the fireworks up the Captain’s crack!
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